Bob is driving home through a country area one evening when he suddenly catches sight of something in the headlights, right in the middle of the road. He slams on the brakes and gets out of the car to investigate.
As he gets closer, he sees it's a squirrel, but smeared from head to foot in shit.
"The poor wee animal," thinks Bob, so he rushes back to the car and grabs a box of Kleenex to clean up the squirrel.
When he's finished and the squirrel has skipped back into the undergrowth, another squirrel jumps out of the bush, again completely covered in shit. Bob sets about wiping the shit off this poor squirrel and just as it strolls happily back into the bushes yet another hops out and it's plastered in shit as well.
"What is going on here?" says Bob, as he starts to clean up the third squirrel.
Suddenly, a voice comes from the bushes:
"Hey! Could I have a couple of those Kleenexes? I'm running out of squirrels."
....
The pessimist sees only the dark in the tunnel.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.
The realist sees a train coming in the tunnel.
The train driver sees three complete pricks sitting on the fucking railway line.
As he gets closer, he sees it's a squirrel, but smeared from head to foot in shit.
"The poor wee animal," thinks Bob, so he rushes back to the car and grabs a box of Kleenex to clean up the squirrel.
When he's finished and the squirrel has skipped back into the undergrowth, another squirrel jumps out of the bush, again completely covered in shit. Bob sets about wiping the shit off this poor squirrel and just as it strolls happily back into the bushes yet another hops out and it's plastered in shit as well.
"What is going on here?" says Bob, as he starts to clean up the third squirrel.
Suddenly, a voice comes from the bushes:
"Hey! Could I have a couple of those Kleenexes? I'm running out of squirrels."
....
The pessimist sees only the dark in the tunnel.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.
The realist sees a train coming in the tunnel.
The train driver sees three complete pricks sitting on the fucking railway line.
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