I was worried why my dogs were eating grass, then I realised that my wife walked out the backyard in a bikini....
I said to my wife, "Whenever we make love I always feel like your mother is looking down on us."
She said, "Yeah, me too, maybe we should sleep in the top bunk and she can have the bottom from now on."
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in a serious car crash. Gardaí and Ambulance men at the scene think all are dead until they hear a faint voice calling from the wreckage. "Kerry will win the All Ireland" said the faint voice. "Oh thank God" said the Garda "at least Dopey is still alive"...
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